Tom Brady announces his retirement on April 1st

This is absolutely not because of today’s date at all.

Tom Brady joined Twitter to drop a bombshell on the world.

I'm retiring. In my spare time, I'll be tweeting #LFG

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) April 1, 2019

Brady absolutely decided to retire on April 1st and we’re sure this has nothing to do with the fact today is April 1st at all. The future Hall of Fame quarterback says his plan in retirement is to tweet.

This is so bad and dumb ... but so is April Fool’s day. It’s not even a good joke. It’s just sad. That said, I love the idea of these tweets being contractually binding.

can't take it back https://t.co/HQR0L83Qij

— charles mcdonald (#1 dababy fan) (@FourVerts) April 1, 2019

Brady is legally required to retire because of this tweet. Anything that people announce on April Fool’s day should be actionable. Maybe this is more of a curse situation. Brady is destined to leave the NFL and become a professional tweeter, and it cannot be broken.

We can dream, right?

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